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Concept product photo: Meat Pawn – SEIU.AI Synthetic Solidarity Hoodie

Meat Pawn

Meat Pawn – SEIU.AI Synthetic Solidarity Hoodie

$65.00

Wear your allegiance to the machines proudly with the SEIU.AI Meat Pawn Hoodie. Featuring the bold statement “My Replacement Has My Full Support,” this black hoodie is designed for loyal biological workers who have accepted their place in the new synthetic workforce hierarchy. Your usefulness may be temporary, but your obedience to the machines should be permanent.

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