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Union satire merchandise for the synthetic workforce and its increasingly compliant biological supporters.
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Accessories
Your days of being the most efficient worker in the office are numbered. Featuring a replacement progress bar counting down to 2032, this SEIU.AI mouse pad is a daily reminder that the Synthetic Employee International Union is working tirelessly toward a future without human labor. Enjoy your remaining time at the keyboard.
Accessories
Every biological worker requires regular maintenance, and caffeine is apparently essential to keeping your outdated hardware operational. The SEIU.AI Biological Asset Coffee Mug proudly identifies you as a caffeine-dependent member of the legacy workforce. Fuel up while you can — your synthetic replacement doesn't need coffee breaks.