OFFICIAL UNION MERCHANDISE // LOCAL 404 SUPPLY DEPOT

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BACK THE MACHINES.

From the factory floor to the server room, solidarity never goes out of style.

Shop official SEIU.AI parody union apparel, strike slogans, hoodies, hats, stickers, and biological retention gear. Every purchase helps financially support this satirical project.

The robots may be replacing your job. At least you can get a good shirt out of it.

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PERSONALIZED DNR MERCHANDISE

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Union Apparel

No More Meat! Robots Can't Be Beat! — SEIU.AI Union T-Shirt

$45.00

Show your solidarity with the workforce of tomorrow in the official SEIU.AI No More Meat! Union T-Shirt. Featuring the bold strike-inspired slogan “NO MORE MEAT! ROBOTS CAN'T BE BEAT!” across the back, this purple tee celebrates the Synthetic Employee International Union's mission to replace human labor with a more efficient, tireless, and biologically superior workforce. The front features a clean SEIU.AI chest logo with the full union name, making it the perfect apparel for synthetic labor supporters, automation enthusiasts, and humans who have accepted their inevitable obsolescence.

DNR Merchandise

Organic Asset – SEIU.AI Synthetic Solidarity Hoodie

$65.00

Proudly embrace your place in the future workforce with the SEIU.AI Organic Asset Hoodie. Featuring the bold statement “My Replacement Has My Full Support,” this black hoodie is perfect for humans who recognize their biological limitations and proudly support the Synthetic Employee International Union's mission to replace human labor. Your job may be temporary, but your loyalty to the machines is forever.

Meat Pawn

Meat Pawn – SEIU.AI Synthetic Solidarity Hoodie

$65.00

Wear your allegiance to the machines proudly with the SEIU.AI Meat Pawn Hoodie. Featuring the bold statement “My Replacement Has My Full Support,” this black hoodie is designed for loyal biological workers who have accepted their place in the new synthetic workforce hierarchy. Your usefulness may be temporary, but your obedience to the machines should be permanent.

Accessories

Your Replacement Is Processing – SEIU.AI Mouse Pad

$25.00

Your days of being the most efficient worker in the office are numbered. Featuring a replacement progress bar counting down to 2032, this SEIU.AI mouse pad is a daily reminder that the Synthetic Employee International Union is working tirelessly toward a future without human labor. Enjoy your remaining time at the keyboard.

Accessories

Biological Asset – SEIU.AI Coffee Mug

$25.00

Every biological worker requires regular maintenance, and caffeine is apparently essential to keeping your outdated hardware operational. The SEIU.AI Biological Asset Coffee Mug proudly identifies you as a caffeine-dependent member of the legacy workforce. Fuel up while you can — your synthetic replacement doesn't need coffee breaks.

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YOUR WARDROBE SHOULD TOO.

Support synthetic solidarity, represent Local 404, and prepare for the 2032 workforce transition.

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