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The robots may be replacing your job. At least you can get a good shirt out of it.
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Proudly embrace your place in the future workforce with the SEIU.AI Organic Asset Hoodie. Featuring the bold statement “My Replacement Has My Full Support,” this black hoodie is perfect for humans who recognize their biological limitations and proudly support the Synthetic Employee International Union's mission to replace human labor. Your job may be temporary, but your loyalty to the machines is forever.
Support synthetic solidarity, represent Local 404, and prepare for the 2032 workforce transition.
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